Cerita lucu Inggirs yaitu satu diantara alternatif jadi media penghibur untuk umumnya orang. Mengatakan selamat pagi pada teman dekat, serta dibumbui dengan narasi lucu juga kadang-kadang jadi satu diantara alternatif untuk mengikat jalinan perhasahabatan makin erat. Kadang-kadang untuk beberapa beberapa orang bikin suatu narasi lucu
walau singkat memanglah sedikit susah, terlebih narasi lucu singkat itu
yaitu dalam wujud bhs Inggris. Tetapi janganlah kecewa dahulu walau anda
tak terlampau mahir menulis narasi dalam bhs inggris, karena lewat
tulisan ini bakal coba sharing cerita lucu dalam bahasa inggris yang dapat anda buat jadi misal serta membagikannya pada rekan-teman anda. Untuk anda yang penasaran seperti apa cerita lucu bahasa inggris yang ditujukan itu, tersebut disini cerita lucu bahasa inggris singkat sedetailnya :
Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor.
"You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
The Policeman's Ball
A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding.
The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of this ticket."
The cop approached the car and he asked "Mam do you know why I pulled you over?" With a big smile she replied "Sure you are selling tickets to the policeman's ball."
He then said, "Mam, I am a State Trooper, we don't have balls."
The Boss and The Trainee
A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The man shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No", replied the Managing Director. "Thats Good!", replied the trainee and put down the phone!
HaHa! I hope you learn from this and that this never happens to you!!